Safe For Work Poetry: A Limerick
Ah, spring is in the air. This is a time for new beginings. A time for fun and exciting things, perhaps even shorts. And to celebrate, I’ve translated a once vile and in no way appropriate for the workplace environment poem into something far less offensive. This will likely prove to be a much more reference ladden and yet fun grouping of words! A set of words which pay no mind to the long standing “traditional” ways of writing a limerick. So take your a-a-b-b-a format and shove ‘em right up your horrible stinking cunt holes. Motherfuckers.
There once was a man from the island where the television show “Wings” took place.
With a male genitalia so long he was able to fit it into his mouth.
And as he wiped off his face,
He said smiling,
“If my ear was a vaginal orifice I’d make love to it.”
-jason.
