Dear St. Valentine: You’re a Jerk and Nobody Likes You.
You sonofabitch.
I hope you die in a fire because you’re an asshole. Do you think it’s a gosh damned coincidence that my dumbassed, douche-mouthed, wide-browed son was born on November the 13th?
Do you? Do you really? C’mon, and do some damned math. Fucker.
First I have to buy fucking candy, now I have to put up with this dickweed?
I hope you die, painfully and fucking soon.
–love,
Jimbo (jason’s dad)
XOXO (fuck off and die, you are a butthole eater.)
