RIP to Jason’s colon.
Jason is sick. He has been making shit pee out of his butt all day. He think’s it is prolly something he ate. Since Jason generally does not eat the best foods this could be a distinct possibility. Mix that in with his smoking, drinking, and general lethargic life and you have a recipe for disaster. Frankly, I am amazed he ever makes it out fo the house. None the less, let us all send good karma to Jason’s colon.
-Dusty
